Post by Hunter Sommer on Nov 6, 2008 1:17:36 GMT -4
[15:13] Sarah: Hunter, are you in class, or are you in the quad stealing wireless and drinking?
[15:13] Hunter: My dear, I am in class.
[15:13] Hunter: Drinking.
[15:14] Hunter: But I know all of this anywayyyy, so it's chill.
[15:15] Sarah: One of these days, you're going to get tossed out of class and I won't be around to stop them, you realize.
[15:16] Hunter: Why would they toss me out!? My parents paid for me to be here!
[15:16] Hunter: ... Well, they did. They might stop next semester, apparently.
[15:18] Sarah: Well maybe if you weren't drunk every class and constantly sleeping in the main hallway of the psych classrooms...
[15:18] Hunter: Uh, I'm not drunk "every" class.
[15:19] Hunter: And I get tired, okay? I'm tall, I have a lot of leg to carry around with me all day.
[15:19] Sarah: You're almost always drunk in class. Schmoozing before noon, remember? And you are pretty tall. But the seriously, the lounge room is probably better for sleeping
[15:20] Hunter: They don't let me in there anymore..
[15:20] Sarah: ...right. I'd forgotten.
[15:21] Hunter: I can sleep on the benches outside, but it's getting cold, and that guy covered me in the newspaper that time, and left me the ten dollar bill?
[15:21] Hunter: Which was nice, because it bought lunch, but still. I'm not homeless.
[15:21] Hunter: Yet.
[15:22] Sarah: No, you just sleep on benches. At least he didn't report you to campus security
[15:22] Hunter: I'm totally tight with campus security.
[15:22] Hunter: When I lived in residence? They knew me by name, they drove me home so much.
[15:22] Hunter: I love their little go-karts..
[15:23] Sarah: I don't know if thats something to be proud about, Hunt.
[15:23] Hunter: C'mon, as far as drunks go, you have to admit that I'm not the worst sort.
[15:23] Hunter: I'm not weepy like Tatum, and I'm not violent either. I could be so much worse than I am.
[15:25] Sarah: you could be like Samson
[15:25] Sarah: and storm the area when you're plastered looking for fights
[15:26] Hunter: Exactly!
[15:26] Hunter: And I'm not, so really, you've got quite a catch on your hands.
[15:26] Sarah: well you are a leggy blonde...
[15:26] Hunter: You're damn right I am.
[15:26] Hunter: Annnnd speaking of that, it's been a week, right? Or two weeks?
[15:26] Hunter: A lot of weeks?
[15:27] Sarah: Several, i assure you. And I'm still not too pleased with you.
[15:27] Hunter: I'm getting my license back in six dayssss, you must be proud of that, at least?
[15:28] Sarah: Well. If you can keep it for more then a week, i'll be prouder
[15:28] Sarah: and the rest of the band would be happier
[15:28] Hunter: I can, I can!
[15:28] Hunter: I'll be good, promise.
[15:29] Sarah: Okay. If you can be good, we'll see where we go from there
[15:31] Hunter: I can be most excellent.
[15:31] Hunter: I was raised from pedigree stock, missus.
[15:31] Sarah: I know you can. When you want
[15:31] Sarah: ...what, are you a dog now?
[15:31] Hunter: I could be, if you're into that.
[15:32] Hunter: I vaguely recall a conversation about newfoundland dogs once.. and a sandwich..
[15:33] Sarah: well. You wanted a sandwich. Samson made you one, i think?
[15:33] Hunter: Oh! Speaking of sandwiches, lunch on you, yes? Since I'm still in employment transition, and only have three dollars to my beautiful name.
[15:34] Hunter: Samson has made me many sandwiches, he's such a great kid.
[15:34] Hunter: He's a bit jewish on the mayo, though.
[15:34] Sarah: Actually, Samson, speaking of the giant, made us sandwiches for today. Becasue I gave him the last of the money in my wallet to take Jude out to eat.
[15:35] Sarah: So we have sandwiches that re made for kings. They're huge
[15:35] Hunter: Now that's a kid who needs a sandwich. jesus christ, man.
[15:36] Sarah: Aw, leave him alone. You knwo how he is. Plus, Samson'll kill you if you harsh on his eating. Not that we all don't.
[15:36] Hunter: Well, I don't do it to his face or nothing.
[15:36] Hunter: Just saying.
[15:36] Sarah: I don't know why Samson doesn't just make HIM sandwiches.
[15:36] Sarah: Like that Brody chick? Fuck, Sammy's gunning to maim her.
[15:36] Hunter: Maybe he doesn't like sandwiches.. I love sandwiches.
[15:36] Hunter: .... Oh, her.
[15:36] Hunter: Yeah.
[15:36] Sarah: I know you do babe
[15:37] Sarah: She's that chick who has a thing for you, right? Or so I heard?
[15:37] Hunter: ... I dunnnnnno, maybe. I guess she does.
[15:37] Hunter: Who wouldn't, right?
[15:37] Sarah: Right. I dont like how she looks at you
[15:38] Hunter: With bedroom eyes?
[15:38] Sarah: smokey ones
[15:38] Hunter: She's diggin it.
[15:38] Sarah: too much. Bitch better stay back.
[15:38] Hunter: She likes you, babe, she thinks you're great. And she likes Ophi too.
[15:38] Hunter: She really isn't that bad.
[15:39] Hunter: Although, you guys COULD always just fill a kiddie pool with pudding, and fight for my love?
[15:39] Sarah: I'm not fighting in a kiddie pool of pudding for you
[15:39] Hunter: Not even once?
[15:40] Sarah: when I know that I can just tempt you into m bedroom with a bottle of cheap booze and silk panties
[15:40] Hunter: ..........
[15:40] Hunter: Touche, madam.
[15:40] Hunter: I'm so predictable.
[15:41] Sarah: you really are. but that makes luring you away so much easily for me.
[15:42] Hunter: Seriouslyyy, though? Don't worry about Brodski.
[15:42] Hunter: I am pretty sure she's hard gay for her friend anyway.
[15:43] Sarah: She'd better be, and not into you. Or I'll punch her in the face.
[15:43] Sarah: with my fists of furious blankdom
[15:43] Hunter: Ahaha, oh man.
[15:44] Hunter: I still vote pudding, for real.
[15:44] Sarah: No, You know i don't like pudding
[15:44] Sarah: plus, bad for the pores.
[15:44] Hunter: Yogurt?
[15:44] Hunter: Soup?
[15:45] Hunter: Apple sauce?
[15:45] Hunter: .... Jello?
[15:45] Hunter: Ye olde stand by?
[15:46] Sarah: How about she can wrestle her little friend, and we'll sit in the bleachers and watch? Sound good?
[15:48] Hunter: Mmmmmm, okay.
[15:48] Hunter: I love high school girls.
[15:48] Sarah: Yeah, I know
[15:49] Hunter: Buttttttt not as much as I love you, of course~ <3
[15:49] Sarah: I should hope not. I doubt the high school girls would be able to put up with you, boo.
[15:50] Hunter: Ouch, man.
[15:50] Hunter: I'm not that bad.
[15:52] Sarah: No,m most days you're not. Although I'd appreciate it if you stop staring at my breasts through the window when you're walking to class. People are starting to complian
[15:52] Hunter: I do not STARE, as you so plainly put it.
[15:52] Hunter: I admire.
[15:52] Hunter: And people can bite my bag.
[15:54] Sarah: You stare. I'm surprised they haven't burst into flames yet, truthfully
[15:54] Hunter: Well, it's all a matter of opinion. I say admire, you say stare, some say oogle.
[15:55] Sarah: some say blanted oogle, in accordance to my professor
[15:55] Hunter: ... None of your professors like me anyway.
[15:56] Sarah: well, Langly does? For the most part, but I think thats because you're oth boozers on friday night
[15:56] Sarah: and he's a hippie
[15:56] Hunter: Langly is awesome, man. I love hippies.
[15:57] Hunter: I need to ask him what he's doing this weekend, actually.
[15:57] Sarah: You know I don't know how i feel about the two of you sittin around sharing hippie stories, Hunter. He's old and you cause him to drink tons. And then HE misses classes. And then how do I explain that to people?
[15:58] Hunter: He smokes great cigars.
[15:58] Hunter: I dunno where he gets them.
[15:59] Sarah: cuba
[15:59] Sarah: mostly
[15:59] Hunter: Really? I didn't know he was Cuban.
[15:59] Hunter: Learn something new everyday!
[16:00] Sarah: he's not
[16:00] Sarah: but his room mate goes thre every year? I guess? I don't know. His room mate is pretty flaming IMO
[16:00] Hunter: And you'd know, miss gaydar.
[16:02] Sarah: Beep, beep.
[16:02] Sarah: but yeah, that's where he gets them. His roomie skits down to Cuba, grabs some cheap cigars and booze,a nd skits right back
[16:03] Hunter: Can we go to Cuba? I've never been.
[16:03] Hunter: Actually, for having rich parents, I've never really been anywhere.
[16:04] Sarah: I guess we could, but I don't know how we'll afford that. PLus, band gigs, man.
[16:05] Hunter: Yeah, they might get pissed if you ditch..
[16:05] Hunter: And I don't drive.
[16:05] Hunter: Which I will do again soon~ I'm so excited.
[16:05] Sarah: Yeah, please don't get your license taken away again. If Jude has to start driving, I'm going to start fearing for my life in case he passes out
[16:06] Hunter: He won't be driving MY van, dude.
[16:06] Hunter: Not a fucking chance.
[16:06] Hunter: If I don't like Ophi drive it, I'm not letting him drive it.
[16:06] Sarah: he ws
[16:07] Sarah: He's driven it before, you realize. He's the only other person with a license outside of you and Ophelia, and she gets as plastered as you do sometimes
[16:07] Hunter: .... Well, he wasn't driving it when I was conscious!
[16:08] Sarah: well no, you were passed out
[16:08] Sarah: next to my drums
[16:08] Sarah: which you spewed on, btw
[16:08] Hunter: .... oops?
[16:08] Sarah: AND you stuck gum to it.
[16:08] Sarah: but I love you enough to have cleaned it up.
[16:08] Hunter: WELL you wouldn't take it from me, I didn't want it anymore..
[16:09] Sarah: it was nasty
[16:09] Hunter: I don't recall.
[16:09] Hunter: It started out minty.
[16:10] Sarah: it sort of smelled shitty by the time you tried to pass it on to me
[16:10] Hunter: It happens, baby. It happens.
[16:10] Sarah: yeah, I know. Oh how i know
[16:11] Hunter: Anyway, no more anorexic kids driving my van.
[16:12] Sarah: Well we made him eat before he could drive. Maybe we ought to have him and Tatum admitted or something
[16:12] Hunter: ... You mean, like for real?
[16:13] Sarah: well. the thought had arisen on occassion, man.
[16:14] Hunter: I dunno about Jude, but uh.
[16:14] Hunter: Pretty sure when she got out? She wouldn't be talking to us anymore.
[16:14] Hunter: Also, not sure how Ophi would feel about her being gone on a like.. forever and a day buffet.
[16:15] Sarah: well yeah, I guess. Ophi'd probably be pissed at first, her gf AND her bro? But they might thank us. You know. AFTER the fact.
[16:16] Hunter: We are the adults, we know what's best.
[16:16] Hunter: Or at least that's what most people would think.
[16:16] Sarah: we try to know whats best
[16:17] Hunter: You try, I just tag along.
[16:18] Sarah: yeah. Someday, you'll be a real grownup baby. Someday
[16:18] Hunter: Someday, over the rainbow? Way up high?
[16:19] Sarah: ...close enough. Speaking of which, was that you leading the little singalong in the quad this morning?
[16:21] Hunter: Ohh, baby, baby, it's a wild world~?
[16:22] Sarah: yes. And then breaking off into Calling Sara
[16:22] Hunter: I was in a singing mood.
[16:22] Hunter: It happens.
[16:23] Sarah: while I was doing editing
[16:23] Sarah: so now my plit screen coverpiece has Wild world as it's bg music
[16:23] Sarah: thanks for that
[16:23] Hunter: Well, Sarah, it's hard to get by just upon a smile. And I'll always remember like a child, girl.
[16:23] Hunter: Or something.
[16:24] Sarah: Yeah, yeah, so you say
[16:24] Hunter: In the end, it's your fault. Since you guys played it on Halloween.
[16:24] Hunter: It's been stuck in my head.
[16:24] Sarah: well sorry man. you know I don't chose the set list, that's the singers biz, baby
[16:25] Hunter: I'll remember to punch Jude in the gut, then.
[16:25] Sarah: Please don't, I need him to sing at the gig tomorrow.
[16:26] Hunter: If we wanna pay rent, yeahh.
[16:26] Hunter: Which would be nice.
[16:26] Hunter: I like having a place to live.
[16:27] Sarah: yeah, me too, you know? Plus, johnny would kick you ass.
[16:27] Hunter: I could take em.
[16:27] Hunter: I'm buff.
[16:27] Hunter: Now if it was him, Sammy, and the redhaired kid.. ehhhhh, maybe not.
[16:27] Sarah: Yeah but they have crazy twin powers
[16:27] Sarah: which it might be
[16:27] Sarah: if you punched Jude in the gut
[16:27] Sarah: you know how they get
[16:27] Hunter: That's three on one, it's not fair.
[16:27] Hunter: You'd back me, right?
[16:28] Sarah: idk, Hunt, I can't beat the shit out of m baby bro.
[16:28] Sarah: shit, which reminds me, did I tell you I had to go pick up Sammy and Jude for fighting at school the other day?
[16:28] Hunter: AHAHA. What?!
[16:28] Hunter: For real?!
[16:29] Sarah: nto for play play
[16:30] Hunter: I missed that memo, dude. No one told me.
[16:30] Hunter: I would have liked to have seen that.
[16:30] Hunter: Were they fighting my jilted stalker?
[16:30] Sarah: I dont know who they were fighting. A bunch of kids. Sammy beat the shit out of one of them, I guess.
[16:32] Hunter: Well, good for him, then.
[16:32] Hunter: Makes me think of my high school days, oh the memories.
[16:32] Hunter: When wasn't I fighting somebody?
[16:32] Sarah: that's our little man. And you did get into a lot of fights in high school.
[16:32] Hunter: Sometimes I really do wonder if your parents didn't steal him from mine.. giant blonde, fights alot.. I dunno, man.
[16:33] Hunter: Seems like an awfully big coincidence, sir.
[16:37] Hunter: He makes such good sandwiches, I almost wanna steal him back. Or I at least hope lunch would come fasterrrr.
[16:39] Sarah: no you can't have him back. I'm pretty fond of him. And yeah.
[16:40] Hunter: You've got like, ten other ones.
[16:40] Hunter: I only have a sister. And she's a whore.
[16:40] Sarah: But he's SAMMY. And he makes me breakfast
[16:41] Hunter: Yeah, and he could be making breakfast for me.
[16:41] Sarah: but I'm mor4e needy
[16:41] Sarah: and
[16:41] Sarah: he loves me more
[16:41] Sarah: so ha
[16:41] Sarah: I'm keeping him
[16:41] Hunter: There is no way you're more needy.
[16:41] Hunter: My idea of breakfast is a glass of rum.
[16:42] Sarah: when it comes to tall leggy blondes who start fights I am!
[16:42] Hunter: You never make me breakfast..
[16:42] Hunter: Don't you love me?
[16:42] Sarah: I can't cook
[16:42] Sarah: I thought you knew that
[16:43] Sarah: I can make sandwiches
[16:43] Sarah: but thats about it
[16:43] Hunter: You could boil eggs.
[16:43] Hunter: And make toast.
[16:44] Sarah: well I guess
[16:44] Sarah: but Sammy makes like
[16:44] Sarah: eggs benidict and shit
[16:44] Sarah: with hollendaise sauce. or howeer you spell it. Hollindouse. Hollar-douse./
[16:45] Hunter: I don't even know what that is.
[16:46] Hunter: But my bottle is almost gone and this class is boring.
[16:46] Sarah: it's like
[16:46] Sarah: this awesome tasting sauce. and well maybe you shouldn't be drinking, huh? think of that?
[16:46] Hunter: How else would I live through this class?
[16:47] Hunter: I didn't even want to come to school today. You made me.
[16:47] Sarah: because we have to go to class.
[16:47] Sarah: or your parents stop funding us
[16:47] Sarah: God, you're such a Cooper.
[16:47] Hunter: ... A what?
[16:47] Sarah: A Cooper
[16:47] Hunter: What does that mean?
[16:48] Sarah: you'd get it if you had watched Dead Man on Campus with me an
[16:48] Sarah: *instead of getting plastered
[16:48] Hunter: ....
[16:48] Hunter: Explain!
[16:48] Hunter: You can't call me something and then not tell me what it is!
[16:49] Sarah: you drink too much and don't go to class,. wasting your parents money
[16:49] Sarah: mostly
[16:49] Sarah: You'd like him. he's a pretty cool character
[16:49] Hunter: ... Oh.
[16:49] Hunter: Yeah, I do that, don't I?
[16:49] Hunter: But who cares, my parents are assholes.
[16:50] Sarah: true. so are his! it's eerie. And I'm sort of like Josh, whos the stern, nerdy boy
[16:50] Sarah: except I can have fun without going over board and I have excellent tatas/
[16:50] Hunter: That you do, miss.
[16:50] Hunter: Oh, how you do.
[16:51] Hunter: Speaking of tatas though, and my parents.
[16:51] Sarah: ....please don't start on your parents tatas
[16:51] Hunter: Apparently they might be taking Elizabeth out of faaaaancy boarding school, and making her go to PCS, where they can keep an eye on her. Because she's basically doing the same thing as me, but.. you know, minature.
[16:52] Hunter: Well, it was my sister's tatas, really.
[16:52] Hunter: Still family.
[16:52] Sarah: She's flashing her tatas about that fancy private school? Lovely. She'll fit right in at PCS
[16:53] Sarah: Speaking of showing tatas, you remember Kenneth, who was.....what, a year or two under us? Saw him out in the streets yesterday
[16:53] Hunter: He's in Tatum and Ophi's grade, yeah? The blonde guy? And he has the sister who's totally wiggity whack?
[16:54] Sarah: Yeah.
[16:54] Hunter: Also, if my sister starts flashing her tits at PCS, it might be enough to get me to stop hanging out there.
[16:54] Sarah: You do spend a redonk amount of time there
[16:54] Hunter: I miss my youth.
[16:54] Sarah: I know you do
[16:54] Sarah: but we're big kids now boo.
[16:55] Sarah: speaking of which, this class is never ending. Who cares about film exposure when you're using a digi? Sheesh.
[16:55] Hunter: I don't understand what that means, but I really don't care about economics right now either, when my tummy is rumbling.
[16:56] Hunter: Somehow, talking about Elizabeth's tits, and man whores, has not spoiled my appetite. I must really be starving.
[16:56] Sarah: Your tummy is always rumbling. Bell oughta be ringing soon? But then I have to go to the student loan center for a min. You coming?
[16:58] Hunter: My tummy is a bottomless pit of hunger and rage. I want bell now.
[16:58] Hunter: And yeah, I'll come along. You have the sandwiches, so I need to follow you anyway.
[16:58] Sarah: this is true. I do indeed have them. In fact, if I wantwd to I could be eating one right now. Or some of these sugar cookies Sammy packed. he packed us an epic lunch. I think he was bored
[16:59] Hunter: .... T-Theres cookies?
[16:59] Hunter: Don't eat cookies without me, oh my god!
[17:00] Sarah: They're shaped like naked nurses
[17:00] Sarah: so I assume Ophelia was over baking yesterday
[17:00] Sarah: GUM DROP NIPPLES HUNT.
[17:00] Sarah: I don't know if I can resist
[17:01] Hunter: Okay, listen to me.
[17:01] Hunter: If you eat cookies, especially naked nurse cookies, without me? I'm going to drink myself to death.
[17:01] Hunter: I love gum drop nipples.(
[17:02] Sarah: I know bb, I was just joking. you know I wouldn't eat them without you
[17:02] Hunter: Promise?
[17:03] Sarah: promise
[17:05] Hunter: ... I also like guitar hero. Rath had world tour. We should go hang out with him after school.
[17:05] Hunter: Except he like, has a girlfriend now, what up with that?
[17:05] Sarah: i don't know. Thought h was pining after his twinster
[17:19] Hunter: He is always pining after his twinster. Maybe he glues a picture to the back of new chickys head.
[17:21] Sarah: You know, could be
[17:21] Sarah: I could see that, which is a little sad, isn't it?
[17:22] Hunter: He really loves her, dude.
[17:22] Sarah: he really does
[17:22] Sarah: although he hasn't joined the creepy stalker sibling club yet
[17:23] Hunter: and who do we know in that club exactly?
[17:32] Sarah: Well. Johnny for one. and Kenneth's littlest sister, I've seenher like, spying on her siblings
[17:32] Hunter: .... Ahaha, spying?
[17:32] Hunter: Like, with spy gear?
[17:32] Sarah: Well no
[17:32] Sarah: just creeping around corners
[17:32] Sarah: sort of you Elizabeth use to do when she was like, teeny
[17:33] Hunter: How cute
[17:33] Hunter: Except not, it would weird me out now.
[17:33] Sarah: yeah it's a bit creepy
[17:33] Hunter: Can I make fun of her? Please?
[17:34] Sarah: well I guess? Just not to her face
[17:35] Hunter: Where the hell is the fun in that? D:
[17:35] Hunter: She's a freshieeeeee, it's my job to pick on them.
[17:36] Sarah: no, it's not
[17:36] Sarah: considering you're not in high school anymore
[17:36] Hunter: .... I pretend I am.
[17:36] Sarah: Which worries me some.
[17:36] Hunter: How much?
[17:36] Sarah: bit more then a bit
[17:37] Hunter: Ouch, boo.
[17:37] Sarah: well
[17:37] Sarah: hanging with the highschoolers
[17:38] Sarah: pretending to be them when the principal comes around
[17:38] Sarah: I worry
[17:39] Hunter: During loves me.
[17:39] Hunter: Like the fruit of his loins.
[17:39] Hunter: The girl who never moved on.
[17:39] Sarah: He KNOWs you graduated from high school already
[17:39] Sarah: he gave you a flask for your twenty first bitch.
[17:40] Hunter: ... Yeah, true.
[17:40] Sarah: engraved
[17:40] Sarah: I dont know why he still lets you into the school. You do like to prey on the little freshies
[17:40] Hunter: They're just crying out for wedgies.
[17:40] Hunter: He knows I'm just playing.
[17:41] Sarah: it's sad. Their screams of torment. Him, watching in the shadows, saying nothing.
[17:41] Hunter: Oh, how they scream.
[17:42] Hunter: No, seriously though. I'm totally ripping on the little Brit.
[17:42] Hunter: Unless she's hot. I don't pick on the hot ones.
[17:42] Sarah: She's sort of hot, for a freshie
[17:43] Sarah: but she's got a total thing for her sister, as far as I know
[17:43] Sarah: And I AM all knowing
[17:44] Hunter: You do have better perception than I do.
[17:44] Hunter: Sort of hot, huh? Hm.
[17:44] Sarah: It's because I'm often sober and weary
[17:44] Hunter: And beautiful.
[17:44] Hunter: And you don't have a sister. And you don't have a thing for her.
[17:45] Sarah: this is very true
[17:45] Sarah: mostly because I have all icky brothers
[17:45] Sarah: One of which has recently gotten egaged? apparently? Idk.
[17:45] Hunter: Really?
[17:45] Sarah: yeah
[17:45] Hunter: We could get engaged.
[17:46] Sarah: we could. But according to Stevie, it's redonk and costs a lot of money
[17:46] Hunter: I have loads of cash! A whole three dollars!
[17:47] Sarah: That's not a load. That won't even buy us a latte, babe
[17:47] Sarah: which I am soooo craving
[17:47] Hunter: Well, you're the one who gave all your money to Sammy.
[17:48] Sarah: because I'm a good big sister
[17:48] Sarah: and my mommataught me that sharing is caring
[17:48] Hunter: And you support the feed-a-wish-kid foundation.
[17:48] Hunter: My momma taught me that money is more important than breathing. Kinda the same?
[17:48] Sarah: not really
[17:48] Hunter: Oh, and that I should own lots of dresses, and be pregnant and bare foot in the kitchen.
[17:49] Hunter: With a rich husband.
[17:49] Hunter: ... And sober.
[17:49] Sarah: well. you won' tbe any of those things, will you?
[17:49] Hunter: Not unless I take a really intense blow to the head.
[17:49] Sarah: ......I have a wifflebat.
[17:49] Hunter: Do you WANT me to be pregnant and bare foot in the kitchen? With a husband?
[17:50] Sarah: I could be your husband
[17:50] Sarah: tape my boobs down, wear a suit
[17:50] Hunter: Not sure how I feel about that.
[17:50] Sarah: slick my hair back?
[17:50] Hunter: You're still too brown for my mother's taste. She's not big on this whole interracial pot of love we have going on.
[17:50] Sarah: true
[17:50] Hunter: I think that makes her more mad than the girl bits.
[17:51] Sarah: ohyeah?
[17:51] Hunter: Well, my parents are a couple of rich bigots, what can I say?
[17:51] Hunter: at least I fell far from the tree? I do love me some chocolate.
[17:51] Sarah: yes you do
[17:52] Sarah: Did you ever get around to telling her my net worth? I mean, me and my brothers are worth millions.
[17:53] Hunter: No, I don't speak enough to her for us to have that conversation.
[17:53] Hunter: Mostly it's
[17:53] Hunter: JESSICA YOU'RE DRUNK GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
[17:53] Hunter: SCREW YOU MA
[17:53] Hunter: So on and so on.
[17:53] Sarah: well you are often drunk.
[17:53] Sarah: whenever you're home
[17:54] Sarah: so I can see why
[17:54] Hunter: Which is why I don't live there anymore, sir.
[17:54] Sarah: yes, yes it is
[17:54] Hunter: Well, that and they kicked me out.
[17:54] Sarah: plus I make you turkey sammiches
[15:13] Hunter: My dear, I am in class.
[15:13] Hunter: Drinking.
[15:14] Hunter: But I know all of this anywayyyy, so it's chill.
[15:15] Sarah: One of these days, you're going to get tossed out of class and I won't be around to stop them, you realize.
[15:16] Hunter: Why would they toss me out!? My parents paid for me to be here!
[15:16] Hunter: ... Well, they did. They might stop next semester, apparently.
[15:18] Sarah: Well maybe if you weren't drunk every class and constantly sleeping in the main hallway of the psych classrooms...
[15:18] Hunter: Uh, I'm not drunk "every" class.
[15:19] Hunter: And I get tired, okay? I'm tall, I have a lot of leg to carry around with me all day.
[15:19] Sarah: You're almost always drunk in class. Schmoozing before noon, remember? And you are pretty tall. But the seriously, the lounge room is probably better for sleeping
[15:20] Hunter: They don't let me in there anymore..
[15:20] Sarah: ...right. I'd forgotten.
[15:21] Hunter: I can sleep on the benches outside, but it's getting cold, and that guy covered me in the newspaper that time, and left me the ten dollar bill?
[15:21] Hunter: Which was nice, because it bought lunch, but still. I'm not homeless.
[15:21] Hunter: Yet.
[15:22] Sarah: No, you just sleep on benches. At least he didn't report you to campus security
[15:22] Hunter: I'm totally tight with campus security.
[15:22] Hunter: When I lived in residence? They knew me by name, they drove me home so much.
[15:22] Hunter: I love their little go-karts..
[15:23] Sarah: I don't know if thats something to be proud about, Hunt.
[15:23] Hunter: C'mon, as far as drunks go, you have to admit that I'm not the worst sort.
[15:23] Hunter: I'm not weepy like Tatum, and I'm not violent either. I could be so much worse than I am.
[15:25] Sarah: you could be like Samson
[15:25] Sarah: and storm the area when you're plastered looking for fights
[15:26] Hunter: Exactly!
[15:26] Hunter: And I'm not, so really, you've got quite a catch on your hands.
[15:26] Sarah: well you are a leggy blonde...
[15:26] Hunter: You're damn right I am.
[15:26] Hunter: Annnnd speaking of that, it's been a week, right? Or two weeks?
[15:26] Hunter: A lot of weeks?
[15:27] Sarah: Several, i assure you. And I'm still not too pleased with you.
[15:27] Hunter: I'm getting my license back in six dayssss, you must be proud of that, at least?
[15:28] Sarah: Well. If you can keep it for more then a week, i'll be prouder
[15:28] Sarah: and the rest of the band would be happier
[15:28] Hunter: I can, I can!
[15:28] Hunter: I'll be good, promise.
[15:29] Sarah: Okay. If you can be good, we'll see where we go from there
[15:31] Hunter: I can be most excellent.
[15:31] Hunter: I was raised from pedigree stock, missus.
[15:31] Sarah: I know you can. When you want
[15:31] Sarah: ...what, are you a dog now?
[15:31] Hunter: I could be, if you're into that.
[15:32] Hunter: I vaguely recall a conversation about newfoundland dogs once.. and a sandwich..
[15:33] Sarah: well. You wanted a sandwich. Samson made you one, i think?
[15:33] Hunter: Oh! Speaking of sandwiches, lunch on you, yes? Since I'm still in employment transition, and only have three dollars to my beautiful name.
[15:34] Hunter: Samson has made me many sandwiches, he's such a great kid.
[15:34] Hunter: He's a bit jewish on the mayo, though.
[15:34] Sarah: Actually, Samson, speaking of the giant, made us sandwiches for today. Becasue I gave him the last of the money in my wallet to take Jude out to eat.
[15:35] Sarah: So we have sandwiches that re made for kings. They're huge
[15:35] Hunter: Now that's a kid who needs a sandwich. jesus christ, man.
[15:36] Sarah: Aw, leave him alone. You knwo how he is. Plus, Samson'll kill you if you harsh on his eating. Not that we all don't.
[15:36] Hunter: Well, I don't do it to his face or nothing.
[15:36] Hunter: Just saying.
[15:36] Sarah: I don't know why Samson doesn't just make HIM sandwiches.
[15:36] Sarah: Like that Brody chick? Fuck, Sammy's gunning to maim her.
[15:36] Hunter: Maybe he doesn't like sandwiches.. I love sandwiches.
[15:36] Hunter: .... Oh, her.
[15:36] Hunter: Yeah.
[15:36] Sarah: I know you do babe
[15:37] Sarah: She's that chick who has a thing for you, right? Or so I heard?
[15:37] Hunter: ... I dunnnnnno, maybe. I guess she does.
[15:37] Hunter: Who wouldn't, right?
[15:37] Sarah: Right. I dont like how she looks at you
[15:38] Hunter: With bedroom eyes?
[15:38] Sarah: smokey ones
[15:38] Hunter: She's diggin it.
[15:38] Sarah: too much. Bitch better stay back.
[15:38] Hunter: She likes you, babe, she thinks you're great. And she likes Ophi too.
[15:38] Hunter: She really isn't that bad.
[15:39] Hunter: Although, you guys COULD always just fill a kiddie pool with pudding, and fight for my love?
[15:39] Sarah: I'm not fighting in a kiddie pool of pudding for you
[15:39] Hunter: Not even once?
[15:40] Sarah: when I know that I can just tempt you into m bedroom with a bottle of cheap booze and silk panties
[15:40] Hunter: ..........
[15:40] Hunter: Touche, madam.
[15:40] Hunter: I'm so predictable.
[15:41] Sarah: you really are. but that makes luring you away so much easily for me.
[15:42] Hunter: Seriouslyyy, though? Don't worry about Brodski.
[15:42] Hunter: I am pretty sure she's hard gay for her friend anyway.
[15:43] Sarah: She'd better be, and not into you. Or I'll punch her in the face.
[15:43] Sarah: with my fists of furious blankdom
[15:43] Hunter: Ahaha, oh man.
[15:44] Hunter: I still vote pudding, for real.
[15:44] Sarah: No, You know i don't like pudding
[15:44] Sarah: plus, bad for the pores.
[15:44] Hunter: Yogurt?
[15:44] Hunter: Soup?
[15:45] Hunter: Apple sauce?
[15:45] Hunter: .... Jello?
[15:45] Hunter: Ye olde stand by?
[15:46] Sarah: How about she can wrestle her little friend, and we'll sit in the bleachers and watch? Sound good?
[15:48] Hunter: Mmmmmm, okay.
[15:48] Hunter: I love high school girls.
[15:48] Sarah: Yeah, I know
[15:49] Hunter: Buttttttt not as much as I love you, of course~ <3
[15:49] Sarah: I should hope not. I doubt the high school girls would be able to put up with you, boo.
[15:50] Hunter: Ouch, man.
[15:50] Hunter: I'm not that bad.
[15:52] Sarah: No,m most days you're not. Although I'd appreciate it if you stop staring at my breasts through the window when you're walking to class. People are starting to complian
[15:52] Hunter: I do not STARE, as you so plainly put it.
[15:52] Hunter: I admire.
[15:52] Hunter: And people can bite my bag.
[15:54] Sarah: You stare. I'm surprised they haven't burst into flames yet, truthfully
[15:54] Hunter: Well, it's all a matter of opinion. I say admire, you say stare, some say oogle.
[15:55] Sarah: some say blanted oogle, in accordance to my professor
[15:55] Hunter: ... None of your professors like me anyway.
[15:56] Sarah: well, Langly does? For the most part, but I think thats because you're oth boozers on friday night
[15:56] Sarah: and he's a hippie
[15:56] Hunter: Langly is awesome, man. I love hippies.
[15:57] Hunter: I need to ask him what he's doing this weekend, actually.
[15:57] Sarah: You know I don't know how i feel about the two of you sittin around sharing hippie stories, Hunter. He's old and you cause him to drink tons. And then HE misses classes. And then how do I explain that to people?
[15:58] Hunter: He smokes great cigars.
[15:58] Hunter: I dunno where he gets them.
[15:59] Sarah: cuba
[15:59] Sarah: mostly
[15:59] Hunter: Really? I didn't know he was Cuban.
[15:59] Hunter: Learn something new everyday!
[16:00] Sarah: he's not
[16:00] Sarah: but his room mate goes thre every year? I guess? I don't know. His room mate is pretty flaming IMO
[16:00] Hunter: And you'd know, miss gaydar.
[16:02] Sarah: Beep, beep.
[16:02] Sarah: but yeah, that's where he gets them. His roomie skits down to Cuba, grabs some cheap cigars and booze,a nd skits right back
[16:03] Hunter: Can we go to Cuba? I've never been.
[16:03] Hunter: Actually, for having rich parents, I've never really been anywhere.
[16:04] Sarah: I guess we could, but I don't know how we'll afford that. PLus, band gigs, man.
[16:05] Hunter: Yeah, they might get pissed if you ditch..
[16:05] Hunter: And I don't drive.
[16:05] Hunter: Which I will do again soon~ I'm so excited.
[16:05] Sarah: Yeah, please don't get your license taken away again. If Jude has to start driving, I'm going to start fearing for my life in case he passes out
[16:06] Hunter: He won't be driving MY van, dude.
[16:06] Hunter: Not a fucking chance.
[16:06] Hunter: If I don't like Ophi drive it, I'm not letting him drive it.
[16:06] Sarah: he ws
[16:07] Sarah: He's driven it before, you realize. He's the only other person with a license outside of you and Ophelia, and she gets as plastered as you do sometimes
[16:07] Hunter: .... Well, he wasn't driving it when I was conscious!
[16:08] Sarah: well no, you were passed out
[16:08] Sarah: next to my drums
[16:08] Sarah: which you spewed on, btw
[16:08] Hunter: .... oops?
[16:08] Sarah: AND you stuck gum to it.
[16:08] Sarah: but I love you enough to have cleaned it up.
[16:08] Hunter: WELL you wouldn't take it from me, I didn't want it anymore..
[16:09] Sarah: it was nasty
[16:09] Hunter: I don't recall.
[16:09] Hunter: It started out minty.
[16:10] Sarah: it sort of smelled shitty by the time you tried to pass it on to me
[16:10] Hunter: It happens, baby. It happens.
[16:10] Sarah: yeah, I know. Oh how i know
[16:11] Hunter: Anyway, no more anorexic kids driving my van.
[16:12] Sarah: Well we made him eat before he could drive. Maybe we ought to have him and Tatum admitted or something
[16:12] Hunter: ... You mean, like for real?
[16:13] Sarah: well. the thought had arisen on occassion, man.
[16:14] Hunter: I dunno about Jude, but uh.
[16:14] Hunter: Pretty sure when she got out? She wouldn't be talking to us anymore.
[16:14] Hunter: Also, not sure how Ophi would feel about her being gone on a like.. forever and a day buffet.
[16:15] Sarah: well yeah, I guess. Ophi'd probably be pissed at first, her gf AND her bro? But they might thank us. You know. AFTER the fact.
[16:16] Hunter: We are the adults, we know what's best.
[16:16] Hunter: Or at least that's what most people would think.
[16:16] Sarah: we try to know whats best
[16:17] Hunter: You try, I just tag along.
[16:18] Sarah: yeah. Someday, you'll be a real grownup baby. Someday
[16:18] Hunter: Someday, over the rainbow? Way up high?
[16:19] Sarah: ...close enough. Speaking of which, was that you leading the little singalong in the quad this morning?
[16:21] Hunter: Ohh, baby, baby, it's a wild world~?
[16:22] Sarah: yes. And then breaking off into Calling Sara
[16:22] Hunter: I was in a singing mood.
[16:22] Hunter: It happens.
[16:23] Sarah: while I was doing editing
[16:23] Sarah: so now my plit screen coverpiece has Wild world as it's bg music
[16:23] Sarah: thanks for that
[16:23] Hunter: Well, Sarah, it's hard to get by just upon a smile. And I'll always remember like a child, girl.
[16:23] Hunter: Or something.
[16:24] Sarah: Yeah, yeah, so you say
[16:24] Hunter: In the end, it's your fault. Since you guys played it on Halloween.
[16:24] Hunter: It's been stuck in my head.
[16:24] Sarah: well sorry man. you know I don't chose the set list, that's the singers biz, baby
[16:25] Hunter: I'll remember to punch Jude in the gut, then.
[16:25] Sarah: Please don't, I need him to sing at the gig tomorrow.
[16:26] Hunter: If we wanna pay rent, yeahh.
[16:26] Hunter: Which would be nice.
[16:26] Hunter: I like having a place to live.
[16:27] Sarah: yeah, me too, you know? Plus, johnny would kick you ass.
[16:27] Hunter: I could take em.
[16:27] Hunter: I'm buff.
[16:27] Hunter: Now if it was him, Sammy, and the redhaired kid.. ehhhhh, maybe not.
[16:27] Sarah: Yeah but they have crazy twin powers
[16:27] Sarah: which it might be
[16:27] Sarah: if you punched Jude in the gut
[16:27] Sarah: you know how they get
[16:27] Hunter: That's three on one, it's not fair.
[16:27] Hunter: You'd back me, right?
[16:28] Sarah: idk, Hunt, I can't beat the shit out of m baby bro.
[16:28] Sarah: shit, which reminds me, did I tell you I had to go pick up Sammy and Jude for fighting at school the other day?
[16:28] Hunter: AHAHA. What?!
[16:28] Hunter: For real?!
[16:29] Sarah: nto for play play
[16:30] Hunter: I missed that memo, dude. No one told me.
[16:30] Hunter: I would have liked to have seen that.
[16:30] Hunter: Were they fighting my jilted stalker?
[16:30] Sarah: I dont know who they were fighting. A bunch of kids. Sammy beat the shit out of one of them, I guess.
[16:32] Hunter: Well, good for him, then.
[16:32] Hunter: Makes me think of my high school days, oh the memories.
[16:32] Hunter: When wasn't I fighting somebody?
[16:32] Sarah: that's our little man. And you did get into a lot of fights in high school.
[16:32] Hunter: Sometimes I really do wonder if your parents didn't steal him from mine.. giant blonde, fights alot.. I dunno, man.
[16:33] Hunter: Seems like an awfully big coincidence, sir.
[16:37] Hunter: He makes such good sandwiches, I almost wanna steal him back. Or I at least hope lunch would come fasterrrr.
[16:39] Sarah: no you can't have him back. I'm pretty fond of him. And yeah.
[16:40] Hunter: You've got like, ten other ones.
[16:40] Hunter: I only have a sister. And she's a whore.
[16:40] Sarah: But he's SAMMY. And he makes me breakfast
[16:41] Hunter: Yeah, and he could be making breakfast for me.
[16:41] Sarah: but I'm mor4e needy
[16:41] Sarah: and
[16:41] Sarah: he loves me more
[16:41] Sarah: so ha
[16:41] Sarah: I'm keeping him
[16:41] Hunter: There is no way you're more needy.
[16:41] Hunter: My idea of breakfast is a glass of rum.
[16:42] Sarah: when it comes to tall leggy blondes who start fights I am!
[16:42] Hunter: You never make me breakfast..
[16:42] Hunter: Don't you love me?
[16:42] Sarah: I can't cook
[16:42] Sarah: I thought you knew that
[16:43] Sarah: I can make sandwiches
[16:43] Sarah: but thats about it
[16:43] Hunter: You could boil eggs.
[16:43] Hunter: And make toast.
[16:44] Sarah: well I guess
[16:44] Sarah: but Sammy makes like
[16:44] Sarah: eggs benidict and shit
[16:44] Sarah: with hollendaise sauce. or howeer you spell it. Hollindouse. Hollar-douse./
[16:45] Hunter: I don't even know what that is.
[16:46] Hunter: But my bottle is almost gone and this class is boring.
[16:46] Sarah: it's like
[16:46] Sarah: this awesome tasting sauce. and well maybe you shouldn't be drinking, huh? think of that?
[16:46] Hunter: How else would I live through this class?
[16:47] Hunter: I didn't even want to come to school today. You made me.
[16:47] Sarah: because we have to go to class.
[16:47] Sarah: or your parents stop funding us
[16:47] Sarah: God, you're such a Cooper.
[16:47] Hunter: ... A what?
[16:47] Sarah: A Cooper
[16:47] Hunter: What does that mean?
[16:48] Sarah: you'd get it if you had watched Dead Man on Campus with me an
[16:48] Sarah: *instead of getting plastered
[16:48] Hunter: ....
[16:48] Hunter: Explain!
[16:48] Hunter: You can't call me something and then not tell me what it is!
[16:49] Sarah: you drink too much and don't go to class,. wasting your parents money
[16:49] Sarah: mostly
[16:49] Sarah: You'd like him. he's a pretty cool character
[16:49] Hunter: ... Oh.
[16:49] Hunter: Yeah, I do that, don't I?
[16:49] Hunter: But who cares, my parents are assholes.
[16:50] Sarah: true. so are his! it's eerie. And I'm sort of like Josh, whos the stern, nerdy boy
[16:50] Sarah: except I can have fun without going over board and I have excellent tatas/
[16:50] Hunter: That you do, miss.
[16:50] Hunter: Oh, how you do.
[16:51] Hunter: Speaking of tatas though, and my parents.
[16:51] Sarah: ....please don't start on your parents tatas
[16:51] Hunter: Apparently they might be taking Elizabeth out of faaaaancy boarding school, and making her go to PCS, where they can keep an eye on her. Because she's basically doing the same thing as me, but.. you know, minature.
[16:52] Hunter: Well, it was my sister's tatas, really.
[16:52] Hunter: Still family.
[16:52] Sarah: She's flashing her tatas about that fancy private school? Lovely. She'll fit right in at PCS
[16:53] Sarah: Speaking of showing tatas, you remember Kenneth, who was.....what, a year or two under us? Saw him out in the streets yesterday
[16:53] Hunter: He's in Tatum and Ophi's grade, yeah? The blonde guy? And he has the sister who's totally wiggity whack?
[16:54] Sarah: Yeah.
[16:54] Hunter: Also, if my sister starts flashing her tits at PCS, it might be enough to get me to stop hanging out there.
[16:54] Sarah: You do spend a redonk amount of time there
[16:54] Hunter: I miss my youth.
[16:54] Sarah: I know you do
[16:54] Sarah: but we're big kids now boo.
[16:55] Sarah: speaking of which, this class is never ending. Who cares about film exposure when you're using a digi? Sheesh.
[16:55] Hunter: I don't understand what that means, but I really don't care about economics right now either, when my tummy is rumbling.
[16:56] Hunter: Somehow, talking about Elizabeth's tits, and man whores, has not spoiled my appetite. I must really be starving.
[16:56] Sarah: Your tummy is always rumbling. Bell oughta be ringing soon? But then I have to go to the student loan center for a min. You coming?
[16:58] Hunter: My tummy is a bottomless pit of hunger and rage. I want bell now.
[16:58] Hunter: And yeah, I'll come along. You have the sandwiches, so I need to follow you anyway.
[16:58] Sarah: this is true. I do indeed have them. In fact, if I wantwd to I could be eating one right now. Or some of these sugar cookies Sammy packed. he packed us an epic lunch. I think he was bored
[16:59] Hunter: .... T-Theres cookies?
[16:59] Hunter: Don't eat cookies without me, oh my god!
[17:00] Sarah: They're shaped like naked nurses
[17:00] Sarah: so I assume Ophelia was over baking yesterday
[17:00] Sarah: GUM DROP NIPPLES HUNT.
[17:00] Sarah: I don't know if I can resist
[17:01] Hunter: Okay, listen to me.
[17:01] Hunter: If you eat cookies, especially naked nurse cookies, without me? I'm going to drink myself to death.
[17:01] Hunter: I love gum drop nipples.
([17:02] Sarah: I know bb, I was just joking. you know I wouldn't eat them without you
[17:02] Hunter: Promise?
[17:03] Sarah: promise
[17:05] Hunter: ... I also like guitar hero. Rath had world tour. We should go hang out with him after school.
[17:05] Hunter: Except he like, has a girlfriend now, what up with that?
[17:05] Sarah: i don't know. Thought h was pining after his twinster
[17:19] Hunter: He is always pining after his twinster. Maybe he glues a picture to the back of new chickys head.
[17:21] Sarah: You know, could be
[17:21] Sarah: I could see that, which is a little sad, isn't it?
[17:22] Hunter: He really loves her, dude.
[17:22] Sarah: he really does
[17:22] Sarah: although he hasn't joined the creepy stalker sibling club yet
[17:23] Hunter: and who do we know in that club exactly?
[17:32] Sarah: Well. Johnny for one. and Kenneth's littlest sister, I've seenher like, spying on her siblings
[17:32] Hunter: .... Ahaha, spying?
[17:32] Hunter: Like, with spy gear?
[17:32] Sarah: Well no
[17:32] Sarah: just creeping around corners
[17:32] Sarah: sort of you Elizabeth use to do when she was like, teeny
[17:33] Hunter: How cute
[17:33] Hunter: Except not, it would weird me out now.
[17:33] Sarah: yeah it's a bit creepy
[17:33] Hunter: Can I make fun of her? Please?
[17:34] Sarah: well I guess? Just not to her face
[17:35] Hunter: Where the hell is the fun in that? D:
[17:35] Hunter: She's a freshieeeeee, it's my job to pick on them.
[17:36] Sarah: no, it's not
[17:36] Sarah: considering you're not in high school anymore
[17:36] Hunter: .... I pretend I am.
[17:36] Sarah: Which worries me some.
[17:36] Hunter: How much?
[17:36] Sarah: bit more then a bit
[17:37] Hunter: Ouch, boo.
[17:37] Sarah: well
[17:37] Sarah: hanging with the highschoolers
[17:38] Sarah: pretending to be them when the principal comes around
[17:38] Sarah: I worry
[17:39] Hunter: During loves me.
[17:39] Hunter: Like the fruit of his loins.
[17:39] Hunter: The girl who never moved on.
[17:39] Sarah: He KNOWs you graduated from high school already
[17:39] Sarah: he gave you a flask for your twenty first bitch.
[17:40] Hunter: ... Yeah, true.
[17:40] Sarah: engraved
[17:40] Sarah: I dont know why he still lets you into the school. You do like to prey on the little freshies
[17:40] Hunter: They're just crying out for wedgies.
[17:40] Hunter: He knows I'm just playing.
[17:41] Sarah: it's sad. Their screams of torment. Him, watching in the shadows, saying nothing.
[17:41] Hunter: Oh, how they scream.
[17:42] Hunter: No, seriously though. I'm totally ripping on the little Brit.
[17:42] Hunter: Unless she's hot. I don't pick on the hot ones.
[17:42] Sarah: She's sort of hot, for a freshie
[17:43] Sarah: but she's got a total thing for her sister, as far as I know
[17:43] Sarah: And I AM all knowing
[17:44] Hunter: You do have better perception than I do.
[17:44] Hunter: Sort of hot, huh? Hm.
[17:44] Sarah: It's because I'm often sober and weary
[17:44] Hunter: And beautiful.
[17:44] Hunter: And you don't have a sister. And you don't have a thing for her.
[17:45] Sarah: this is very true
[17:45] Sarah: mostly because I have all icky brothers
[17:45] Sarah: One of which has recently gotten egaged? apparently? Idk.
[17:45] Hunter: Really?
[17:45] Sarah: yeah
[17:45] Hunter: We could get engaged.
[17:46] Sarah: we could. But according to Stevie, it's redonk and costs a lot of money
[17:46] Hunter: I have loads of cash! A whole three dollars!
[17:47] Sarah: That's not a load. That won't even buy us a latte, babe
[17:47] Sarah: which I am soooo craving
[17:47] Hunter: Well, you're the one who gave all your money to Sammy.
[17:48] Sarah: because I'm a good big sister
[17:48] Sarah: and my mommataught me that sharing is caring
[17:48] Hunter: And you support the feed-a-wish-kid foundation.
[17:48] Hunter: My momma taught me that money is more important than breathing. Kinda the same?
[17:48] Sarah: not really
[17:48] Hunter: Oh, and that I should own lots of dresses, and be pregnant and bare foot in the kitchen.
[17:49] Hunter: With a rich husband.
[17:49] Hunter: ... And sober.
[17:49] Sarah: well. you won' tbe any of those things, will you?
[17:49] Hunter: Not unless I take a really intense blow to the head.
[17:49] Sarah: ......I have a wifflebat.
[17:49] Hunter: Do you WANT me to be pregnant and bare foot in the kitchen? With a husband?
[17:50] Sarah: I could be your husband
[17:50] Sarah: tape my boobs down, wear a suit
[17:50] Hunter: Not sure how I feel about that.
[17:50] Sarah: slick my hair back?
[17:50] Hunter: You're still too brown for my mother's taste. She's not big on this whole interracial pot of love we have going on.
[17:50] Sarah: true
[17:50] Hunter: I think that makes her more mad than the girl bits.
[17:51] Sarah: ohyeah?
[17:51] Hunter: Well, my parents are a couple of rich bigots, what can I say?
[17:51] Hunter: at least I fell far from the tree? I do love me some chocolate.
[17:51] Sarah: yes you do
[17:52] Sarah: Did you ever get around to telling her my net worth? I mean, me and my brothers are worth millions.
[17:53] Hunter: No, I don't speak enough to her for us to have that conversation.
[17:53] Hunter: Mostly it's
[17:53] Hunter: JESSICA YOU'RE DRUNK GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
[17:53] Hunter: SCREW YOU MA
[17:53] Hunter: So on and so on.
[17:53] Sarah: well you are often drunk.
[17:53] Sarah: whenever you're home
[17:54] Sarah: so I can see why
[17:54] Hunter: Which is why I don't live there anymore, sir.
[17:54] Sarah: yes, yes it is
[17:54] Hunter: Well, that and they kicked me out.
[17:54] Sarah: plus I make you turkey sammiches
